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You weren't an insider.
You weren't an outsider.
You were… a JEETSIDER.
The first meme coin that celebrates the art of selling too early.
Every dip is our hype.
📊 Live Price Action
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🎮 Practice Your Jeet Skills
🎮 Jeet Trading Simulator
😴 Sideways
Practice your paper hands in real-time!
Current Price
$0.000005
0.00%
Cash Balance
$1,000.00
Position Value
$0.00
Total P&L
$0.00
0
Successful Trades
0
Failed Jeets
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0%
Jeet Score
🎯 How to Play
- • Start with $1,000 fake money
- • Buy $100 worth of tokens at any time
- • Sell all your tokens when you think it's the top
- • Watch the price continue to move after you sell
- • Experience the true pain of being a jeeter!
📊 Tokenomics
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $JEET
🔥 50% Burned at Launch
Gone forever, just like your gains when you jeet
🛡 25% Liquidity Locked
Locked tight so we can't all jeet together
🎁 15% Community Rewards
For the true jeeters who hold... wait, that's impossible
💼 10% Dev/Marketing
We promise not to jeet... much
🛣️ Roadmap
Phase 1 – The Jeet Awakens
- ✅ Meme launch
- ✅ Community building
- 🔄 Listings on DEX
- 🔄 First sell-off panic
Phase 2 – Jeet Invasion
- 🔜 Viral meme campaigns
- 🔜 Influencer partnerships
- 🔜 $JEETSIDER trending on Twitter
- 🔜 First CEX listing
Phase 3 – Full Jeet Mode
- 🚀 Merch drop
- 🚀 Jeetsider NFTs
- 🚀 Jeet Academy: Learn to sell wrong
- 🚀 Worldwide Jeet Meetups*
*Optional. No one may show up.
👥 Community
Join the army of early sellers:
🐸 Meme Zone
A collection of memes made by the community — showcasing ironic "jeet moments" and crypto regrets. Submit your own!
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"Sold Bitcoin at $100"
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"This is definitely the top"
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"I'll buy back cheaper"
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"Taking profits at -80%"
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"Sold the dip, bought the rip"
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"It's going to zero" *moons next day*